Didn’t they literally make a whole movie about this? https://frontrange.co/@apnewsbot/117436144849283729

Then why is it called the potato compartment?

The bill was literally $8. I could care less. But asking "how was this interest calculated?" returned the most *AMAZING* response from the Citi Bank representative:

> As per Citi policy, to completely avoid interest charges, the full statement balance must be paid in full for two consecutive billing cycles.

I don't even know how that's legal. My next question is what kind of insane ass backwards math did they use to calculate *how much* to charge me? Sheesh.

Ma ma ma ma my Llorona

Holy shit you guys, did you know they still make *paper* checks?!?

Ah yes. The outsiders and Francis ford Coppola.

I’m gonna start saying “stay gold pony boy” mainly because I’m not sure what it means but it makes me laugh.

Huh. It says here that an “omelette with pi is essentially a quiche.” I suppose that makes sense.

My request to spell “omelette” with π was rejected :(

Someone complained about the CW and I cannot for the life of me imagine what they’re on about.

Today I learned that there is an entire movie dedicated to sucking Alexander Skarsgård’s dick and I feel like this is just the sort of pick-me-up we need in this time of atrocity.

It might surprise you to know that I love me some gospelly house. Set me up with a strong singer and a 5 part with descant gospel choir and I'ma do the ass-chair-dance the whole way through my workday.

Weirdly, it seems like one of the largest infultration of AI music though. I want to hear the mistakes, to hear her struggle to belt out that high C, and trill a bit wobbly. AI CANNOT SOUL. GIMME THE HUMANS.

I don't need the robits praising jeebus.

#gospel #music #songs #ai #humanity

Except you fedi peeps.
<hugs his fedi peeps>

I feel seen. Finally seen. https://furry.engineer/@ntoskrnl/117389581804402233

I'm sort of going to say, if your kid isn't old enough to hear the word "fuck" in relation to my assertions about Elon Musk doing a nazi salute, they probably shouldn't be on the internet.

Or get that whatever nanny software that shields the child from language that is literally graffitied on gas pumps you pull up next to when you pick them up from school.

So my instance admin team received this report:
> He has used offensive language. Without adding that safety thing or warning or something. my kids saw that.

I said "fuck" in a post.

The fedi-community member in me wants to make sure that this is a welcoming place for parents, adults, and older children.

I also say "fuck" a lot and talk about dicks and stuff. It's also not a violation of either server's policies.

This. https://mastodon.well.com/@rk/117383671530445224

I cannot tell you guys how sweet it is to not have ranch dressing in your lung.

Alright everyone, hold on to your butts.