They tubin my alley??

In 2017 for our second date my now-wife brought me to a live preview/q&a event for the final season of Nathan For You even though i had no idea who he was. so it’s only appropriate that we bring our baby to see this movie and also tell him that Nathan is his real dad

And with what quill did the Secretary of the Society for the Suppression of Cruelty to Ganders formally indite his circulars?

Gen Z voice:

This post is about the chicago school board president race

Every election should have a “none of the above” option and if that gets the most votes then they have to do the election again with new candidates

Our regular UPS delivery guy just bought a gengar crochet kit

I need to raise my profile by having a minor celebrity get mad at my small business and then have it backfire on them but the only ones i know of nearby are anthony rapp and lilly wachowski. Maybe i can get billy corgan to come down from highland park

Tickets secured for the baby-friendly 10 am screening of You Can See Everything

Due to a lengthy legal battle, Bilbo’s house has been unoccupied and deteriorating for over 15 years

if anyone wants a free imac g4 there's one on 15th st between 8th and 9th (no guarantees on if it works)

Vandalism in this neighborhood is getting out of control

Happy to announce that the “buddha” character has been successfully adapted for a US audience

Every vendor at the street fair

Some of yall

Buying 100,000 slightly different goosebumps paperbacks at the stochastic book fair

The baby has finally started making it from midnight to 6 am without a bottle. now i can just cruise until he goes to college

As a palate cleanser I just walked past this guy