someone please figure out fast arm emulation on x86

okay look i get some of you are bots

stop marking yourself as bot acccounts though i can't tell whether you're a markov bot or a real person

the reply with the most boosts gets chosen

okay fedi you get to decide what i post, mad libs-style

girls just want one thing and by girls i mean me and by one thing i mean seventeen kilograms of ununpentium

getting rather literal

RE: https://lunar.place/notes/a72kgaxtuwf906u8

type of girl who would destabilize the geopolitical relations of an entire region for her gf

canada linux

take me to femboy church
i'll worship like a doggirl at the shrine of your lies
i'll tell you my :3 and you can stuff your blahaj

hell how is aurora different from bluefin

where tf are any universal blue docs

idc i'm just gonna post it myself

where's the "my son is fine favorite trope is found family" post

what windows uis are the best? pick your top 1 or 2

i know this is queer fedi but still, some of you are ancient artifacts, believe it or not

jesus christ everyone here's thinking i'm talking about someone who's like 16, no i'm talking about someone who's like 5 years away from being a boomer. wrong direction in time, people

RE: https://fedi.askiiart.net/notes/a18hauwjpwwd01bv

how do some of you simultaneously sound like boomers while also sounding so young

you're talking to a trans girl

she asks "wanna see my rack?"

is she talking about boobs or server rack

Nowadays, when a post goes viral and escapes the cozy confines of Academic Twitter, it starts making the rounds on Incel Twitter, a true hellhole.

Meanwhile, when a post goes viral and escapes Academic Mastodon, it circulates on Trans Catgirl Mastodon.

I know which one I prefer...