We’re reaching late stage SF ads, they don’t even try anymore

@benroyce Primary time. Usually I read every candidate statement before choosing. Something tells me I'm going to skip that step this year.

Opened my California primary ballot today and saw this wall of names. This is just for the governor -- there are more pages for the other items.

#uspol #California #primaries #governor

I met Loki and instantly became friends!

RE: https://mastodon.world/@MJmusicinears/116406122344834697

@alice is this what you meant by "penis-owning cis-het guys"?

Multi-tier deployment, optimized for maximum purrformance.

#cats #catsofmastodon

So, I'm at my regular antifa meeting (you know how you have to go regularly otherwise they revoke your membership and it's a real pain filling in all those forms to get it reinstated) and I'm just browsing the balaclava merch stall, when this guy comes up to me and asks if I want a job as a protestor - pays $100k a year, medical, dental, in-house shiatsu masseur, may require frog attire. Heck yeah, I do.

As the guy moves on, I turn to the woman behind the merch stall. Did that just happen? Or was it some kind of Republican fever dream?

Yes, she replies.

#uspol #microfiction #nokings

I'd just like to remind everyone that each week approximately 23% of Americans take acetaminophen, so if it really caused autism, we'd have a way more functional train system in this country.