y'all really believe this shit?

honestly the last fun game console is the wii u. it's not good but it's fun. it's fucked up and weird. now every game console is just a normal computer with DRM on top.

what i truly love about the steam deck is how valve is so happy and willing to let us all see how the sausage is made. what other company does this with their game console? everyone else wants to act like they're full of magic potions and fairy dust. you can tell that people inside of Nintendo want to share, with stuff like the switch 2's Welcome Tour, but they aren't allowed to share the real fun details because WHAT IF EVIL HACKERS MAKE OUR CONSOLE ACTUALLY GOOD

probably a 50% chance nintendo still has one somewhere. they would never let us see it, because it would be admitting to the fact that the wii was rushed

i wonder if a wii startup disk will ever show up. probably not but it will be insane if one does

boob morning breasties

it's like how SNL has always been half unfunny. We forget the bad jokes

i don't think they used to make better movies though. We just forget all the bad ones. They make like one or two good movies a year

movies are great, i love movies. i wish they made movies that were good.

i tried a hard cider once and it's terrible. You just let it go bad and you're trying to pretend that's a good thing

gender? nah, no thanks.
sex? haha surreeeee :3

they should invent a type of gender where you're a girl but also a boy but neither both <3

reversing the voltage on the electrolysis machine does NOT make you hairier... very disappointed

i have so many movie ticket credit but there's literally not enough movies i want to watch

i want to kill someone. i'm trying to read API docs, and the writing is assuming that i am an AI agent and not a person.

i mean i wasnt alive back then but i am pretty sure its been around for longer

you know how glados has the cores attached to her to make her stop killing people all the time? that's about how i am with the other people in this head

nobody remembers any of the "rules of the internet" other than 34 so you can just make up any ones you want and they'll believe it. Rule 93 is that you have to pet the foxgirls

when you're the only person who takes any responsibility to do anything even when you aren't supposed to be having to do it at all, never appreciated for it, you start to resent having to do it all. of course, she would violently lash out about it and then blame me for all of it even though i was literally not the one who was the problem.