moin

looking at fedi instance dashboard "five workers are busy. why are five workers busy?" "because they're not unionised"

"got your conversion therapies mixed up, now you're still gay but also a woman"

"god that's a fedi post but idk how to content warn it"

can confirm it is not a parcel bomb

unexpected pakig is scary, "wait who do we even know in that place who would have our address"

happy standard gauge o'clock to all who celebrate

purgatory is sitting at home waiting for a technician to show between the hours of 08:00 and 16:00
sincerely I've no clue how people who can't work from home do it
do you like, ask for a day off just to wait for them??

Well, two former eggs as it were but close enough

you're saying an egg fried this rice-

"skirts are meant to show bulges, I stand by that"

the kitchen cuckstoel

quiet zone enforced by sniper

acab except for armed suppression of violators of the Ruheabteil

RE: https://chaos.social/users/problematic/statuses/117251608576067731

"Microsoft 365 is a reminder that you live in purgatory"

reject the tradwife lifestyle
embrace the triadwife lifestyle instead

"5 billion devices fail to run Java worldwide"

Java - write once crash anywhere

phone gex

this train knows not where it is, for it lost track of where it wasn't