Modern work:
You get a message in Slack with a link to the Confluence doc to prep for the meeting on Zoom, where you take notes in Notion and track project progress on Monday, then update Linear, and you get to the end of the week and instead of doing fucking anything, you've just moved bits of information around in 17 different databases, and each one costs $15 a month per user + $25 for the "AI addon"...