talk about a two-bit certificate authority!

Poll, please boost for reach, I’m genuinely interested.

Do you use IRC?

Why is everything so round?
We’re headed towards more roundness to invite a friendlier brand tone

mastodon wants so bad to be corporate

"wifi" "check in on facebook" ah vai tomar no olho do cú

what community input do mastodon devs listen to

new emojis for all your Super Mario quantification needs: :sm64_forall: :sm64_thereexists:

oh, I got out-annoying'ed.

it's zero by the way I'm flipping the board over horrible job everyone

Someone should pay me to livestream one of those number boards that's "days since type theory mastodon has reinvented TypeFamilies painfully slow from first principles"

I have a scary display name for spooky season now

what's the point of improving compiler error messages if users will categorically refuse to read them?

this is horrible i want everyone involved to get flogged

what is it about writing user interfaces that rots your brains and thinks users want "visual refreshes" at all?

who called it "LIDAR" and not "Mystic Eyes of Depth Perception"

It's called an atomic bomb because it's impossible to observe its intermediate states

why call it perpetual stew when "soup of theseus" is right there

html {
  --base-color-accent: #a5abfd;
  --base-color-bg: #181820;
  --color-border-primary: #3a3a50;
}

something like this? i don't want to figure out all these variables just for them to get clobbered again the next update. WHY does mastodon change ALL their colours EVERY SINGLE FUCKING UPDATE

oh oh. i'm sure there's a way to calculate this but this eyeballing is Good Enough for me

hue-rotate(-25deg) saturate(25%) brightness(130%)