glock stands for girl clock because when u look at thr glock u know its Time

butlerian jihad in our lifetime

yes this is the only outfit i own

video decoding is fun because even when you fuck up it's good

if you would welcome a terrifying internet stranger into your home, i am still looking for Brooklyn/NYC couch spots, sep19-30

i have a few places to crash but i would very much like to not overstay anywhere! even a couple nights would help break it up.

the dude who invented the leaf blower was like "what if every house on every block spent at least an hour every week, during the day, running a machine that forced everyone nearby to close all doors and windows"

destroy all leaf blowers

if anyone knows how to stream isochronous transfers instead of buffering them in batches please help me out

a cool thing i did recently was write a webusb driver for the xbox360 kinect

https://github.com/turbocrime/webnect

death to america say it back

fuck seattle

i contacted a rental listing last night, and this morning they sent me an email asking for my email address

why

what am i doing here

my landlord should pay me for housesitting

i know how to code but i would rather sell crack

week two of my first ever tech job, interning at a major corporation. and it is slowly becoming clear that everything going on here really is as stupid as it seems from the outside

the plants are green... the birds are yelling... what a wonderful

this is the future liberals want

i should have said "selling more life" for ultimate compliance to the Format but