I feel weird
Should I make a reird?
(Nanananananana)

I am going to become veeery unpleasant to look at, just to take revenge on all the guys, who lied about sleeping with me and to make them feel embarrassed. I will tell around, with flies coming out of my mouth: "He slept with me. Yes. You heard him say so yourself. "

"Abusive parents" was another one, thrown into the mix.

I got some #vegan #mascarpone for free. What can I do with it, to make it delicious?

Be careful people. I know one person, who is asking for money, using words like "spoons" and "wheelchair".
They are trying to use language from people, with actual needs, in order to abuse your sympathy. Sadly. Be careful.

If you are reading this: Good night
(I am going to read this myself. - I am a genius)

If you were born, when #breakingBad started airing, you are 18 years old now.

If nobody annoys me, I don't feel lonely, I feel safe.

For ass groping without my consent, among other things, btw.

It is somehow poetic, that the @Shrigglepuss is the first one to give a music joke a star.

I show him mastodon and he looks at my profile and he' s like "UUUHHH You have sooo many followers." and I'm like "Whatever"

Reveeeeeenge!
Any tips?

I don't want to sweat from stress; I want to sweat from dancing

Rules I gave myself, many years ago:
Whenever a computer asks you to wait:
Do something else while waiting.
You can drink some water, for example.
Or count to ten. When the ten seconds are over, and you still have to wait, stop the process.

To all the creeps who secretly follow me:
I am still here.

I need to be surrounded by smart people, but not manipulative people.

What would you prefer?

Please toot a video or picture with a happy pig, which will not be killed.
No jokes about killing them either, please.

#pigs #piggies #HappyPig #vegan

@Binder
You are a great booster.

I saw this perfectly good baked good existing on a path and felt the urge to take a picture. Did it run away and is now enjoying its freedom in the cold wild?