Let me get this straight.
I have three lollipops in front of me. I chose the pink one.
And now there are 2 new universes where I chose one of the other two lollies instead?!
AND one where I chose NOT to write this post?!
Mind: blown
@spytfyre @Drachenstreichler when I first went over to Germany (Wolfenbüttel) I was asked to introduce myself to the other people in the student accommodation.
I said "My name is Matthew but my friends call me 'cunt'".
The only guy who laughed was from East Germany. 😂
Don't get me wrong. I'm a BIG fan of #AliExpress
However, I've just seen an offer for a metal butt plug... THAT STORES YOUR HOUSE KEYS
Like, what the ACTUAL fuck?!
I mean, you won't lose them. But it'll be tricky at the front door to retrieve them.
So, what happens if Ethan Hunt doesn't accept the mission?
How does he tell them?
Do the IMF send out the same mission to other agents?!
The UK mint has announced they're releasing a large number of 50p coins bearing the king's head "due to demand".
Are these people coin collectors?
If not, who are these people still using and demanding cash?
I had no idea that my wife bought evil pegs.
Send help
Well, there you have it.
Been looking at something all week at work to try to speed it up.
And just today, just now, I've had the epiphany.
I've rewritten the code umpteen times before this one simple fix would have sorted it.
🤦🏻♀️
I get it that the technology wasn't there at the time, but it's fun to watch these movies from the 60s where they just put sunglasses on the camera to simulate night.
Those shadows are a lie!
If only there was some way for #DPD to coordinate these deliveries so only one van was required to head to these addresses...
Never is the phrase "the eye takes the first bite" more true than when you realise you've made cauliflower and potatoes in the steamer for lunch.
And I refrained from adding some white fish.
It would have been way worse if my plate also had no colour.
Follow me for more recipe tips 😂👍🏻
We're a nation that's known for it's sarcasm and enjoyment of irony. Our sense of humour defeats so many.
People don't like jokes about killing though.
Have to say, I still think this is funny. And I'm an #XTC fan
Went to a local farm fair today.
Saw a Tractor Pull too. No idea on the rules or reasons.
But dayum if it wasn't fun.
One good thing about this current heatwave in the UK is: people might now stop banging on about 1976.
Egypt have lodged a complaint to FIFA about refereeing consistency in their match against Argentina.
One interesting point they made is that they believed the official was tasked with ensuring Messi stays in the tournament.
But then they said the ref was racist toward Egypt.
That could set a dangerous precedent.
Man, sometimes I should just leave well alone.
I'm so sorry, #Senegal
I wasn't watching the game and you were winning 2:0.
Then I checked the score, saw it was 2:1 so turned on the TV...
...in time to see it go to 2:2 😭
Tonight's #Tipple
Classic #Laphroaig 10yo
Advice, please.
My Windows 10 is out-of-support. I'm thinking of moving to #Linux (particularly Pop!_OS as I play games and make music so this was at the top of the suggestion list)
Do I go big-bang and just install Linux or try dual-boot first?