@dgar
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@dgar
May the thirst be with you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhTn8cjm9ZM
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Glory be to Anoia, Goddess of Things Getting Stuck In Drawers.
All praise Anoia.
Anoia! Anoia! Mistress of kitchen stuff of dubious origin and eldritch use!
Anoia! Anoia! Fill my drawers!
Anoia, please let it be an brand new can opener!
#Caturday #EvilBlackCat

And I'm not _rolling_ my newspaper in case. Saves place, things like that...
#Caturday #EvilBlackCat

See no evil, put your glasses on.
#Caturday
#EvilBlackCat

Cat love boxes, right?
First let me fecth my boxing gloves.
#Caturday

Don't talk me about bad hair day when I have a bad cat day...
#Caturday

No. Bad cat.
NO.
NO!
I said NO!
NO! NO! NO!
Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
#Caturday

Be polite and call it 'from cat owner to cat owned', please o my good sir.
#Caturday

So say they all...
#Caturday

I hate cats.
#Caturday

For I am the who who has the Fork and the Knife, knowing the secrets of the Fridge, keeper of the Cupboard Treasure.
For it is my Plate, and I won't partake.
Beg for your life, you puny cat ! For this Steak is Mine, and I won't partake.
Be glad for the three kibbles you still have, and dare not defy your ma... Bad cat ! Shoo ! Bad cat !
#Caturday

Ninja cat? Really? The name is Norris. Chuck Norris. Run.
#Caturday

Apples work on cats, you know. Run.
#Caturday.

Neither snow nor rain nor... Gotcha!
#Caturday

Better keep some distance.
#Caturday

Is it because of your low standing?
#Caturday

Hey kitty kitty, look the nice shiny box I have for you... Cats love boxes, nah?
#Caturday

I can't call you names if I'm calling for help, can I?
#Caturday

Okay, now it makes sense.
#Caturday.