LMAO SOMEONE DUBBED IT ON YOUTUBE

AND THEY'RE ACTUALLY A DECENT CAVE JOHNSON

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tCD1u9m0lAI

LMAO SOMEONE DUBBED IT ON YOUTUBE

AND THEY'RE ACTUALLY A DECENT CAVE JOHNSON

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tCD1u9m0lAI

#carparkCapital

TEN DOLLARS A FUCKING GALLON?! #CarParkCapital

@flexion HEY

Not a like. Immediate thing

But could I rope you in to help me do some IRIX crimes? (I don't own any MIPS SGI machines >: )

Been applying to move into a "low income housing" place since AUGUST. Put my Mom down as a co-applicant to meet the income requirements

Oops, she gets social security from Australia! And the Australian welfare system is...different to the American one!

But oops they do not give a *solitary fuck* and just keep reaffirming "give us documents structured like the American social security system"

Finally broke down and told them "hey thanks for making us homeless you heartless fucks"

This is where I post from btw

UGH so much better

Netscape 4.7 fuuuuckin sucks at everything (and who the fuck ships it in the year 2000???)

So I'm compiling Links

I am once again

On my bullshit

Average Deadlock moment

Crazy how a huge Russian data centre going offline coincides with fewer concerned moms from Arkansas questioning the safety of electric cars.

[heavy breathing]

The talk I gave at #VCFMW is going up in a couple weeks

Mac G5 that doesn't work. Send it to the moon~

Looking at the Cartoon Network leak and just thinking "damn I wanna get drawn like Rigby"

#urgent Hey this is extremely urgent. Need the remaining part of storage bill basically asap bc there's more late fees coming tonight 😭

$859 / $2200
Venmo/paypal - $nullagent

https://ko-fi.com/nullagent
https://www.paypal.me/nullagent

#MutualAidRequest

Me: Hey can we get like. A few extra days to move out? The new place is dragging their feet processing our paperwork

Current landlord: Lol, lmao. No.

But also if you could drop the keys off that'd make OUR job easier actually...!