I swear every third image I see of Fuckerberg is him in court, and I wonder why images of Ol' Musky in court aren't as common. Does Musk just not get sued as much as Meta, or does he just never bother attending courts?

I legitimately wonder how much coke the US government currently snorts in the average day. Or is that too old school? Are they all just on prescriptions nowadays?

When all the crows get together in a tree and talk about their day, is it a crow-cophany, or a caw-cophany?

As Macklemore gets some recognition for standing his ground and living his truth, I'm reminded of the artists who just don't show stellar morals.

I'm still pretty pissed Dave Grohl denied AIDS existed, and have yet to see anything stating he's changed his tune on that publicly. Has he? Did I miss it? Or is he a complete shitstick?

If $5000 is enough to overlook the concentration camps, you're low-balling your price to sell out your morals, or you never had any.

Not that he's gonna pay you anyway. Dude can't even find the money to help when entire cities are crippled by fire or flood.

It's Friday! I'm not sure why that's exciting because all the days are the same to me, but yay for my brain being positive a moment!

Like a rock, gravel, then dust, be ever reaching and ever lasting. Be eternally grit in the gears of destructive futures.

My corporate harassment of the bus company has paid off. Our capital city finally has a Sunday bus for me.

Now to ride it so frequently that they can't try to take it away for low ridership.

Does anyone even still have a landline phone?

I'm still quite confused why people feel a need to gender every conversation with strangers. There was 0 reason to call me "little lady," I don't even know you, go back to watching your AI Facebook videos loudly...

I'm too lazy to scroll, so apologies if this is a repost but here is my cat tax for #caturday

Tomorrow is Canada Day and I am actively getting ready to spend it some combination of drunk, stoned, and awesome.

So all day I was out and wished everyone sunshine on the way home. Some laughed at me, others said it was unlikely but thanks. Birds sing, sunshine is peaking through clouds. Mwahaha, probably just luck, but also confirmation bias.

Summer has arrived with a blistering high of 15 Celsius. Woooo

Sometimes I scroll on Caturday and get jealous of all your beautiful cats.

I'd love to make the fudge I've been intending to make for weeks, but at the same time, I keep eating handfuls of the chocolate chips every time I see the bag.

I cannot be the only person who finds clipping your nails on the bus kinda gross.

Making the bed will have to wait until tomorrow, I guess. Thanks, Boo (cat)

I am so confused at why my landlord even thinks it's acceptable to try and give me his shopping list to do his shopping for him. I take the bus and he owns a car. He doesn't work.

Go get your own fucking groceries, lmao. I'm not paying rent for the privilege of doing him favors.

I'm unsure if it's a good thing that I'm a speedy blood donor or not. But I always seem to finish ahead of even people who come in after me.