Every time I see that Liberty Biberty character, I wonder what @GayDeceiver would do with an animated anthropomorphic disembodied head. Biberty!

Congratulations to America on winning their 33rd war with Iran. Looking forward to the 34th victory two weeks from now.

Lindsey Graham sold his soul. He finally got paid.

He just called him Putin 🤦‍♂️ and then immediately started to pretend he did it on purpose.

Do you know what's stronger and more secure than a big new ballroom? Prison.

President Trump remains in excellent health.

Thanos is a great name for a large language model.
#AI

I feel the Klingons would do a better job running the US government than the Republicans.

The Taco Cycle.

Before the Iran war, my car could hold $30 worth of gas. Now, it can hold $60.

I told a joke so funny today that HR wants to hear it at 9am tomorrow morning.

A job interview is just two people lying to each other to get what they want.

Kudos to Spain for helping the passengers of the Hantavirus infested cruise ship, reducing the chance that Donald Trump would order the ship destroyed.

Scott Jennings, a conservative pundit seen on CNN, has one of the most punchable faces onTV.

Eagle Tactical explained by the New York Times. Hi, @GayDeceiver

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/07/magazine/tactical-gear-marketing-boys-trend.html?unlocked_article_code=1.glA.2phN.h7BwK4kCLU9h&smid=url-share

Watching press conference with Marco Rubio who actually sounds sane.

Want to get ahead? Think about what your boss's boss needs. Like a swift kick in the ass.

The American dream is now:

* Can afford used Corolla
* Able to pay rent on time
* No credit card debt

Truly a golden age we are living in!

Pro inflation tip: you can boil cardboard for nutrients.