Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy

https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf

continuing to enjoy how my German-manufactured doorbell interacts with me in exactly the way one would expect a German doorbell to

I imagine this is what my mom's career as a nephrologist is like.