Can I post an url that contains the N word???

Goth girls pee on you to mark their territory

Goth girls DO anal, it's in like their DNA, a big part of being goth is having anal intercourse.

"wow, that was AWESOME!"

"I know right, I wasn't expecting sex to be like that"

"Indeed, I wasn't exp... Wait ... You're a virgin too? OH GOD DAMN IT!"

If you're a virgin and you have sex with another virgin you're still a virgin because you just swapped it

Literally every totally cis guy seconds after trying on a dress for the very first time: And hell yeah, I'm a motherfucking princess

Me: I could fix you

Her: Will you?

Me: Nah, whatever's broken is so fucking hot

Her: Oh, alright then.

Fucking her with multiple dildos everywhere and taking turns rotating them because she wants to have a gang bang with many dudes but she's kinda socially anxious and can't really be with more than a person without starting to break down

"hey so uhhh my boobs don't jiggle?"

"oh fuck I'm all outta Claude tokens, sorry baby, you'll have to wait with stiff boobs for a couple more hours"

Vibe coded robot girl that just has lots of bugs and you can't fix her

Eating a domme goth girls pussy but she's not very good at it because it's her first time domming someone

"Yeah you like that don't you, you little... Pretty boy... Yeah... You eat pussy like... Good... You're doing great ... Oh my god, sorry for pushing, I don't want to asfixiante you... Oh wait, yeah, I'm supposed to, sorry, first day in the job!"

Not saying anything, but, if I was Mr Hands I would not have died or been injured at all. Like how much of an amateur you've got to be to die from that?

Robotgirl: Hey, lets do kinky stuff, I'll get naked and you draw on my body lol

Me: Sure! (Draws a "powered by Java" badge on her ass)

I'm not bi, I'm tri, I'd tri anything!

Petition: Approve me as Fedi's Fattest Femboy (F3) so I can finally change my profile tags

Mommy earth