Gosh being locked for this long is so aywftnawfst
I can't stop thinking about serving,,, need to follow commands,, need to serve,, need to awyuntyatt >////<

The benefit of having seen them already this time is that I won't almost pee myself multiple times in that last train there >w<

It is so deeply ironic seeing latin America and Eastern Europe slowly inch forward into something more progressive, as the US and Central Europe, the supposed “civilized, modern world” slowly descends into pure fascism.

Don’t rake leaves or clean up yards: not only do you help wildlife but it’s the one time of year you can feel righteous about your procrastination.
#wildlife

real question to people doing or having done feminising voice training

i can do fem voice without much troubles (because i trained) however it only works when i put enough air pressure/flow which means speaking louder
however i'm not someone who speaks loud and i've been asked a few times to be more calm when i talk (something something autism)

my question is: how do you manage having a fem voice without being loud?

an answer "just be less loud" is not helpful, when i try sounding fem and having a calm voice i don't have enough pressure to produce meaningful sound and mostly voice cracks come out :c

Weapon autists nerfed by being in Europe and train autists nerfed by being in the US

What I learned from Apple’s marketing:

Pick your finest apples, and compare them to your competitors shittiest oranges.

That’s wild lmao

The train is not going past Zwolle because of defective toilets????

Ahhh Amsterdam Dance Event is going on that makes sense lmao

2 more walked in and joined the conversation x)

They are sharing their funniest trip stories with eachother

Next to me in the train are 4 guys deciding on the optimal strategy to re-dose uppers lol

my intentions with your daughter are impure and I am going to monad her

You degenerates who follow me just are here to see my lewds,,,

Fine I’ll make more 🥺

I aspire to have trans people talk about me like they talk about pumpkins in October

In the bizarre situation to envy pumpkins

House renovation shows be like: Look at this ugly pigsty of a horrible house!!! It's so bad!! This is the ugliest house ever!!

Before: oh look, that house needs some work but it got lots of character. Dark wood paneling, little trinkets, cutesy colors, lots of natural materials (wood, brick, etc.). Needs some work, maybe a paint refresh and  but is generally really nice. Layout is maybe a bit weird, but it can be worked with.

After: The most sterile place you've ever seen. Layout is nonsenscical and has zero separation between spaces. All colors are removed and replaced for white. No texture, none of the natural materials are kept and everything is drywalled over.

They’re so pretty 🩵
Gosh,,,

I love having to wait for like 5 minutes with my legs spread apart for the estrogel to dry,, such a good passtime

Headpats please,,,