Me: "how did you forget to eat lunch??"

14yo: "I was busy, okay?"

Me: "busy with WHAT?"

14yo: "stuff!"

Me: "schoolin's? learnin' the maths? What was it? Getting an education?"

14yo: "stop"

Me: "was it read'n and writing?"

14yo: "IT WAS DRAWING"

Me: "drawing what?"

14yo: "DRAWING RADISHES WITH SEXY LEGS, OKAY??"