trainsfrotting

the uss shoe leather and tortillas for breakfast

the uss nobody on board any more

You're right to question why I'm smooth down there like a Ken doll

sliding into somebody's dns

places in america are called hoochawibbley creek

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this is about laptops

from what i'm reading nobody on here has any idea how to brush their teeth. if one of you said yeah i just squirt shower gel into my mouth and shake about a bit i wouldn't even blink

me and my puppy saw you from across the bar and we'd like to pet you

get in loser me and the girlies are gonna buy compound mitre saws

reaching the top of the mountain, a fell voice rang out. WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU REGARDING YOUR CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY

great band name though

there are two words which when put together activate me like a rabid squirrel seeing a stack of acorns and those words are "supersonic trebuchet"

kapow! you are now a horse. you see something out of the corner of your eye and you explode and die.

who's this stevia and why are they putting them in food

i wonder if home depot hold beam-building exercises

hockey fuck

personally i would like to see more meaningless glyphs here

nobody on somethingawful has ever been outside