affirmations when opening a stuck jar:

- I am stronger than the jar
- i know what left and right are
- ⁠⁠smashing the jar will make a mess
- i have strong and dextrous hands
- ⁠⁠I have opened jars before and I will open jars again

lmao

#shitpost

not enough foot stuff happening in football what's even the point

slaps roof of hydrogen bomb
This bad boy right h-

true love

become ungovernable

😈🤔😇

Is it just me, or is everybody tired?

@josh

#TheMoreYouKnow

"I think it’s time to start eating the rich because everything else has salmonella, listeria, E. coli, or glass in it."

cr: @LucifersTweetz

Getting ready for therapy by pushing my emotions down so they pop out like a can of snakes

⏰ Daily reminder to take your meds
#MedsReminder 💕

🔹Quote of the day:
A lack of dysphoria does not mean that change cannot bring euphoria. (@ryanc)

@gwynnion

the odussy

oopsie daisies

@theonion.com #satire