i propose declaring april to be private key awareness month

We are releasing the Never-Hit-Your-Dick-With-A-Hammer version of our program

Oh, what's that hammer for? That's for some responsible dick striking, but not hitting.

say what you will about the vikings, at least they didn't have llms

Microsoft's simplistic progress messages are useless.
People who Don't Do Computer will still call people who Do Computer to Do Computer for them, and now the people who Do Computer have a lot less information about what is Happening.

(Yes, Windows has been "almost done" on this computer for a good bit now. Doing what? I don't know, stuff!)

In some alternate timeline, we're all sitting down somewhere and saying "remember computers? what weird things"

News: Microsoft makes a kitten-crushing machine; recalls it after backlash
Linuxbertarians: We can make a better kitten-crushing machine, with open-source!

What separates us from the animals is our ability to give our innocent infants hats with ai-generated koalas on them

pop faster

i don't even care about compoment prices anymore

i just think the lost sloperators will be incredibly funny

(and probably some of them will be able to receive help)

well the years start coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't

have you called yourself an artist today?

linus tech tip:

don't be a famous linus

Linus TeX tips

i want a telephoto lens

imagine: pigeons, zoomed in

is a spider a kind of 3d printer

here's an idea: free housing and food *and* UBI on top of that

I still think "AI tool" is either a contradiction, or a way to describe the sloperator

Some things will remain unacceptable even if widely accepted.

Yes, I would say the Fediverse doesn't need generative AI voices. I'd say the Earth doesn't even need generative AI voices.

if emoji become a telltale sign of ai usage and humans go back to typing without them, that would be a net positive

Yeah, I'm bi
Bipolar junction transistor