Unclear if he deemed that too many or too few bubble teas per week. But certainly not the correct amount.

Overheard today:
(Incredulous) Two bubble teas A WEEK?

Was this written by the CIA #totp

I don't remember if I posted this before or just thought about it when I last passed this sign.

HOT PROTEINS in your area

Play Loadsamoney you cowards #totp

These are "protein" variety. Has cheese not already got protein in it? I've never looked into why people are obsessed with protein at the moment, it's been a while, assuming it'll move onto something else soon. Iridium. Sawdust. Top quarks.

You can get evil Babybel now

I'm going to be WFH on Wednesday (Worshipping From Home)

Street preacher saying Jesus is coming soon and then I'm pretty sure he specified Wednesday?

None of my business what's going on back there

Just got a hair cut, in and out in ten minutes, don't even show you the back in a mirror, ideal 👌

I just don't think the National Trust should have done this

Me: *trying to transfer money to my wife*
Banking website: Criminals may make friends with you and ask for money

Kid is watching Clockwork Orange on his phone, as Kubrick intended.

Absolutely no idea what this was all about. 2008.

Looking through some old USB sticks trying to get some way of gaining access to an old Flickr account, probably can't do that *but* I have found a bunch of stuff from my old Livejournal for example from 2010

Watching Attack the Block, from that relatively brief window where a contemporary plot has to account for mobile phones, but it can be limited by having people run out of talktime and texts.