House wildlife.
Woken 12 minutes before the alarm by cat performing her latest opus, Yowl in B Minor. There doesn’t seem to be any obvious reason for this other than a good yell in the morning which in fairness I can appreciate.
Breakfast interrupted by a spider the size of a HORSE (ok, a very, very small horse) galloping across the floor. Cat helped by immediately losing sight of it and prowling the wrong side of the sofa it ran under.
I’m sure there are mice in the walls.
The tiny flies.
