"i know where my whole house water shutoff is, and i have the necessary tools to shut off the water in an emergency"

if you don't have a water key, get one my friends

uh oh did someone's probabilistic problem-causer that was slopping up my replies do something naughty?

i think this makes me a hacker now: achieved zero-click RCE. putting that on my resume.

#slop #chatbot #slopmachine #ai

if you take apart a computer, you will find chips. if you take apart the chips you will find transistors. if you take apart the transistors you will find atoms. if you take apart the atoms you will blow up.

CPaaS: crotch punch as a service

it just punches you in the crotch and skips the part where we pretend you have any choice or agency in this transaction. now available in us-west-2.

i like that masto has a reputation of being real people and the posts here are either barely fragments of thoughts or in-depth well reasoned analysis.

you've'nt've

shut up i'm trying to fly this helicopter

my super duper longshot ignorant hypothesis is that our understanding of temperature is crucially incomplete and a better understanding of it will:

• allow us to develop methods for extracting energy directly from a system. system gets colder, we get electricity - like thermopiles or heat pumps but not just reorganizing the heat energy
• implicate time in a much more fundamental way. temperature and time are bound together tightly
• maybe fix theories of gravity, idfk but it could

yeah like i used to use kalmata 4.6 but it's just not that good at coding so what i do now is do an initial prompt against sphincter 7 (the 8 billion parameter model, obviously) and then take the context and import it into chud 2.2. that lets me contextmaxx my inference speeds without losing statistical advantages in shitting out just the worst code you've ever seen

bitcoin

now teeth hurt

at some point search started working on my #gotosocial instance. finally, i can find old posts of mine and blast my follows with dumb shit i remembered about that isn't even new.

saying random bullshit before people join meetings and watching it get treated seriously and included in the bullshit summary emails from the slopbot that no one reads anyway

i had to buy another domain because the domain i bought recently that i wanted to use for my email for every service was .tv and like literally the 3rd account signup i ran into after setting it up did not count domains that had any other than three characters after the dot as valid for email.

massive inhale

holding it for an uncomfortable amount of time

massive exhale

resistance requires privilege, therefore having privilege obliges resistance even if you are not personally oppressed

whoever invented fried mozzarella cheese sticks was a true visionary

SILICON VALLEY, CA - AI companies stunned the world by announcing they had hacked God. Open AI's CEO Jibbly Bibbits had this to say:

Yeah so we were investigating the power of these models and one of our techs typed in "hack god" into a prompt and then we left it alone in an unlocked room for 24 days and when we came back we saw it said "I have hacked God" so we said "prove it" and the model said "prove i didn't" and we were like "uh ohhhh spaghettios it's got us there"

Anthropic, best known for its services for reputation laundering the act of killing children, also claimed to have hacked God. Anthropic CEO's "IPOutta Here" declined an interview but Anthropic released a prepared statement that said "Anthropic, out of an abundance of FOMO, hacked God as well. Our model even told us it hacked it harder than OpenAI's model. Sit with that for a minute."

God, reached via prayer, had this to say: "This is the worst Sims I have ever played. Absolutely incoherent. Where's my receipt, I'm getting my fucking money back."

#slop #llm #openai #anthropic

i'm currently using ai (my air fryer) to do some deep level pentesting (cooking) of some proprietary source material (pizza) and what i'm getting absolutely scares me (cooked pizza)

i identify closely with helicopters because i too yearn to defy god with sheer willpower and jet fuel

the odds are lookin good. some review videos leaked (like from LTT) and the subreddit is acting the most confident i've seen.

the moon looked badass tonight but i didn't get a good look at it