Halloween candy is such a hard choice!

What should I give out??

Bun violence.

You don't often see legendary fast-food chains collapse like that.

I should probably check my spam folder more often.

Among the usual "your photos will be deleted" spam and Medicare spam, was "I WANT YOUR DICK INSIDE ME NOW!!!"

This was three weeks ago.

Anybody on here? Must not have been too damn important. They never wrote again. Maybe if they sent a followup, "I WANTED YOUR DICK INSIDE ME THREE WEEKS AGO!!!" I'd have known they were serious.

And not some spammer.

Yeah, he's not the only one. trump is so full of shit my cats wanna cover him with cat litter.

https://www.cbc.ca/lite/story/9.7354418

See this? Synthetic oil for watches.

This was $50. For maybe 5ml.

That little bubble at the upper end?

That's how much I've used in a YEAR.

And it has an expiration date!

What nation is it where a judge can refuse to allow you to name your kid a stupid name? South Korea or Norway or something?

If this was there, half the kids playing in this football name would be called something else.

Halfwit parents: if nothing else, think ahead 20 years and picture how the game announcers on NBC could demolish your kid's name when their college team gets on TV.

We definitely need a timed-mute function, or an easier way to unmute people.

How To Identify Assholes In Business:

They order club sandwiches for everybody for a "working lunch."

Man, fuck club sandwiches and the dickwipes who order them for everybody.

Goddamn nonfood crap.

The Weather Channel Lies A Lot™ has a hurricane to fixate on, so they're happy.

How long does she think my arms are?

#kittensofmastodon

No "suggest an edit," but you can set your own label. So I did.

Tmobile never believes me when I say "I never talk on the phone.

Believe it.

'No usage for this billing period."

The $5.6 million trump "paid" haa supposedly been in an interest bearing escrow account until trump's ass finally got kicked again in the Supreme Court.

Now watch him dick off actually releasing the escrow. Then spend a year looking for stamps. Then two months finding someone to lick the envelope instead of trump's ass.

Pay the lady, you demented pants-shitting convicted criminal.

Fuck you, orange assfuck, pay the lady.

E. Jean, now you should be able to file a big-ass lien.

Want the middle 3 holes of his golf course?

https://lite.cnn.com/2026/08/17/politics/supreme-court-trump-e-jean-carroll

FARTING SHOULD BE IN THE OLYMPICS!

@thurisaz is the instance OK today? It seems to not be handling image display today.

Like, "at all." Even your avatar, and mine, or any images anybody posts.

Other instances seem OK, even for those same images. It's as if the instance isn't sending any images.

Not recommended.

I have listened to this for more than fifty years; now I bestow it on you.

André Previn and JJJohnson, "Wie Man Sich Bettet," Columbia Records, 1961. With Red Mitchell and Frank Capp.

This is from what I consider one of the best cool jazz LPs ever recorded, one it took Columbia over 40 years to put on CD. My LP rips can still be found out on the net from 1996.

Kurt Weill wrote this in the 1930s. He wrote "Mack The Knife." This... is very different. Sad, very personal. Headphones recommended.

Because she learns nothing and knows everything, she just went and started treating Facebook as the "local newspaper."

Now she not only has no control over the content, it isn't actually POSSIBLE to back it up or do anything else with it.

I grew up around a lot of stupids and stupids-who-fancied-themselves-wise.

They learn nothing.

When, not if, Facebook collapses, another generation loses years of local history.