(agnostic mastodon developer) nobody knows why the UI looks like shit

language is a dull hammer that refuses to conform to the intricacies of my emotions surrounding my relationships. i try my best but never get there. losing myself in a shared mind of another would be a blessing

my "I'm my girlfriend's headmate" shirt is making people ask a lot of questions that have already been answered by the shirt

unfortunately for my future employers my "five year plan" involves no longer having a body and existing solely within the minds of my lovers. oh you meant professionally

I'm cold (remembers that details can give away my location) I mean neutral (remembers that I should take a stand on current issues) actually I just think carrots shouldn't be used for sex

what if AI was a Christian baby

I resigned from girlcock.club today. I spent the last three years doing girlcock research at both girlcock.club and transfem.social. Neither instance is acting responsibly. They are racing straight to frotting sloppy style and gambling with our lives. More thoughts below.

paintjob from a girl who Sherwins my William

i should figure out how quaternions work

heartwarming: this transfem fucks her ass the old fashioned way

one must imagine Sisyphus utilizing agentic workflows to improve his QOL and hit metrics more effectively

I would love to make my APIs AI-ready*

* blocking AI requests

going to the pharmacy for some Nyquist. ah fuck I'm seeing aliases at double my frequency. oh shit. fuck

I should be able to spend more time with transgender women

I love transgender women

on-prem serverless

i liked the brutalist cause he says "its brutalism time" and then he brutals all over them

what's new in the piss meta

do people have recommendations on how to find a good body lotion or moisturizer?

hop on opengirldick