you're reading that right - dog levels are at 100%

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tests are showing broccoli levels at 42%

(42%) ■■■■□□□□□□

you're reading that right - victory levels are at 02%

(02%) □□□□□□□□□□

tests are showing demon possession levels at 31%

(31%) ■■■□□□□□□□

warning - extreme cowboy hat levels detected

(93%) ■■■■■■■■■□

tpyo levels are 43% and rising

(43%) ■■■■□□□□□□

warning - extreme sweetness levels detected

(98%) ■■■■■■■■■□

we're seeing deodorant levels at about 58%

(58%) ■■■■■□□□□□

pants levels are 100% and falling

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dance levels are 84% and steady

(84%) ■■■■■■■■□□

we're seeing extra levels at about 70%

(70%) ■■■■■■■□□□

sweetness levels are 52% and falling

(52%) ■■■■■□□□□□

trash levels are currently severe

(90%) ■■■■■■■■■□

baloney levels are 100% and rising

(100%) ■■■■■■■■■■

wackiness levels are 85% and falling

(85%) ■■■■■■■■□□

weirdness levels are 100% and falling

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tests are showing sweetness levels at 54%

(54%) ■■■■■□□□□□

you're reading that right - whimsy levels are at 07%

(07%) ■□□□□□□□□□

we've never seen art nouveau levels like this

(100%) ■■■■■■■■■■

eye liner levels are 20% and rising

(20%) ■■□□□□□□□□