anyway

internet taken offline by huge pulse of smugness from static site operators

Oedipus, one the original agander icons

4 Considered Harmful

Throbbing Gristle To Pay Paul

RE: https://mastodon.social/@keyboards/117467932702907173

I will instantly purchase and play every indie game with an interface that looks like this

NEIL ARMSTRONG: Mike, we're on the surface now, and it's incredible. There's--I don't believe this.
MICHAEL COLLINS: What are you seeing?
BUZZ ALDRIN: It's amazing. It's amazing. The first lunar evidence of bofa.
MICHAEL COLLINS: Say again? Bofa?
NEIL & BUZZ: [in unison] bofa deez nauts

New study refutes claimed link between skull structure and cancer rates. It’s official: oncology does NOT recapitulate phrenology.

teen drama adaptation of Frank Herbert's books set among a bunch of freshman at college, God Emperor of Dorm

TIRED: there’s a place in France where the naked ladies dance
WIRED: bakers, please show us your Paris-Brest

DOCTOR: solution is complicated. Great clown Pagliacci was in town yesterday. Track down eccentric Bavarian hermit who has discovered secrets of temporal mechanics. Earn his trust and collaborate with him to build time machine, on the promise of helping him right great wrongs of his past. Ultimately betray him, stealing machine and traveling to yesterday to enjoy funny clown show.
ECCENTRIC BAVARIAN HERMIT: but doctor

8-byte DOS demo (yes, bytes not kB) with sound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A-XJjnU5Oo

What if God was one of us / posting hog like one of us

TIRED: having a DNR
WIRED: POLSTing through it

My buddy got a job repairing septic tanks, he’s miserable now, he’s always down in the dumps

*adjusts tie* Folks,

but I just hit the last track and math puzzles are a little too much too at this point so I'm gonna go to bed instead of jumping into underscores' Wallsocket

Fraying a little at the end of a long week, struggling to figure out what to do with myself and retreating into weird sudoku puzzles and what has become one of my go-to comfort listens, Black Dresses' "Peaceful As Hell"

Been doing a bunch of hospice caregiving management recently and the documentation sicko in me is increasingly tempted to write up a Technical Bible of My Mother-In-Law

if this ends in me having to do a fuckin' chargeback because I can't even get a response about a normal refund process (which isn't even what I want) i will be equally bummed and hugely fuckin' annoyed

I JUST WANT TO MAKE THE BLEEP BLOOPS, HELP ME MAKE THE BLEEP BLOOPS DAMMIT

anyway if anyone has a direct line to the Belgian DAW factory let me know

I am trapped in an insane radio silence paradox with FL Studio's Image Line -- I'm not getting verification emails at the email address I registered my purchase with (though I am getting OTHER emails at that address), and I've gotten no response so far to several tickets and contact form submissions over the last couple days.

The verification email thing is clearly some mail routing hiccup, but it's blocking registration or even logging in to file a customer ticket. I am losing my mind.