sorry, but it say very clearly that we guarantee 5x9s of uptime. that's 45%. do the math

thought the Pomera might need another little guy as a friend

perl 5 has an unusual feature called "bearwords". you can treat any identifier as a string by simply writing it as `q🐻WORD🐻`

neuroumami

RE: https://bsky.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ckaz32jwl6t2cno6fmuw2nhn/post/3mxu5i4riok2u

seems like this could be a more compute-efficient captcha test than anubis

one upside of perl ageing out its own community is that it's at least a more-or-less stable language. i can knock out a throwaway script with the same knowledge i had 25 years ago. and there's no possibility for the code to look nice so i don't have any internal pressure to worry about that

You all should really give the Nazi bar another shot, it’s so much fun. They have Quizzlings trivia night every Sunday

started taking updog as a show of faith that AI will find a cure for ligma

why is this so-called "lean" proof 20,000 pages long??

RE: https://indieweb.social/@jbz/117435377696189008

the XSS is coming from inside the browser

nose-cancelling headphones

reverse engineering
neutral engineering
drive engineering
first/second/third gear engineering
sport mode engineering

hans gruber joined a website? didn't he die?

The realities of modern warfare make hosting your applications and data in data centers a risky proposition. However, with novel coding techniques, it may be possible to install applications, and maybe even store data, on end users’ own devices

The pillows have eyes

the spirit of fast inverse sqrt lives on…for some intel uarches, it's faster to compute vectorized clz/ctz via float conversion and bit hacks than to use scalar ops https://purplesyringa.moe/blog/vectorized-clz-and-ctz/

this new dlss tech is incredible

x11 isn't really my cup of tea, and wayland doesn't support monochrome surfaces, so maybe i'll write a window system instead

With the power of local models, your navigation app can now mispronounce place names in a different way with each direction

steve jobs to bill atkinson, pointing at a blackberry bush: pointy corners are everywhere!