no one is going to believe me but i just saw a fake bird, flying

(me if i was 3 days old) Getting a hang of this "objects" thing; initially, everything was a relentless torrent of unnavigable qualia, but it looks like there's patterns to this stuff.

2025 feels like it was 1000 years ago

no one talks about how alienating it is to be the only person in school with diegetic speech bubbles that come out when you talk

it feels like even people who dont believe in IQ still think intelligence is a real thing that IQ just fails to capture but i don't even concede that. it's like believing everyone's brains have a quantitative, comparable degree of courage and some people are just born brave

im just going to come out and say it. i dont like cumin.

anarchists and marxists both want cake it's just that anarchists get mad when you start preheating the oven

nat has just informed me that caca is a spanish word and that their english-speaking students don't know about caca. is caca universal or is this my cuban upbringing

americans think theyre chuck e but really we're just the cheese

the united states is basically the prize counter for rich people to redeem their chuck e cheese tickets and everyone else is just cleaning the place

im lowkey 22. i havent been 13 for some time now

i am 13

president curtis is what rick and morty would have been if justin roiland wasn't an unfunny pedophile

president curtis is like what rick and morty season 3 would have been if justin roiland wasn't throwing temper tantrums about the new writers

i would like to finish capital vol 1 before 2027

ceo of pepsico: i'd like to pivot the target demographic for our gamer-focused soft drinks towards retired seniors

his critical advisor: sir with all dew respecced,

the fruit fly brain stuff is making me laugh because it's literally just a neural network, which we already know how to make, in the shape of a fly brain

call me plural cause i love some head mate

i hate cheese in video games. i understand the "you control the buttons you press" mentality but i really prefer to engage with the systems as they are

the iran war is like if the iraq war and the vietnam war had a baby