RE: https://mstdn.social/@TechCrunch/117451060273707439

You could use dog shit to enhance what you’re doing.

My daughter has taken way too many friends to the hospital for rape kit examinations than should be possible during anybody’s life and she’s done it in 3 1/2 years at university.

Men have feelings too.
Can I share mine with you?

It’s raining. It’s pouring. It is mandatory Portishead time.

I do not believe I’ve cracked open a laptop computer in a couple of months.

I do not own any desktops.

You see, Meta really is not evil for allowing some users to nudify women on the street because they also gave a pair of Meta glasses to a blind veteran which enabled this man to live his life again.

It’s fucking acorn season. I can hear them bombing our cars throughout the day and night.

I just turned on my TV and I see a card for something called “Lesbian Space Princess,” and it summary is: introverted lesbian space princess Saira, embarks on a mission to rescue her ex from evil incel aliens en listing the help of an NB…

And I just continued scrolling because I decided it was not for me.

You can actually not watch content you do not wish to and keep going and it will all be okay!

One summer while I was at university I took a job in Laredo, Texas teaching under served kids physics in a program called TexPrep.

Today I learned that my nickname was “Stargate” because apparently I looked like James Spader.

I fear my days of being a hardcore denim jeans wearer may be waning.

RE: https://twitter.com/Super70sSports/status/2094599904769294629

No. He is not. Gen X.

I need to get back to Disco Elysium and finish that game up. I may just have to peek at a guide because a have so few active quests left and no idea what to do about them.

Once daily now, I am having to block a bimbo acct.

There has been so much bullshit added to the World Cup this year, but some of the worst things, commercially, socially, politically, have been added to the final.

Infantino trying to make the World Cup into the Superb Owl is just littering, dumping.

We just want to watch 22 guys play footie.

Unless Shakira’s new hit is “Trump y Infantino estan Copper Nanotubes,” I really DGAF.

Another tornado warning. Another wild July.

My feed seems particularly nasty this morning. I may need to close this app for a while.

RE: https://flipboard.com/@associatedpress/politics-h8vn14lnz/-/a-TF6jsPLzTfWItUUCjfxUxQ%3Aa%3A3199720-%2F0

I hope the chef makes sure Trump is served smaller portions than everybody else.

Kneecap. Always prescient.

https://www.instagram.com/p/DZaahqzDWjq/

I want crisps now that I’ve seen a flurry of tayto posts from @Nickiquote today.

Stephen Colbert is gone?

He’s just gone from CBS!

Stephen Colbert rn.