I'm cold (remembers that details can give away my location) I mean neutral (remembers that I should take a stand on current issues) actually I just think carrots shouldn't be used for sex

"what if I just...spaced out"

Discontent Creator

"your dog is so well behaved tonight" "yeah he got three play sessions and is FUCKING EXHAUSTED"

Prompt as in prompt critical, baby

Per-browser-tab Linux namespaces

The thing with the chatbot is, it's trying to steer and guide and be helpful and have me just tell it what I really want

And, you know, surveiling that data back to owners.

So, no, I will keep me secrets.

No thank you.

Happy 6 year (and 1 day) anniversary to one of the most unhinged posts I’ve ever made: the HTML5 accelerator card

That's why I love Pepsi Crunch!

Final case design for the GS-DVI just dropped, from our good friend Jason Merrill.

Digital video for your Apple IIgs, coming soon.
https://jcm-1.com/product/gs-dvi-apple-iigs-digital-video-adapter/

the current meta with all oppressive technologies:

step 1: "that's science fiction, nobody is talking about that, there's no need to worry!"

step 2: "that's a critical business practice upholding the entire world economy, it's well-established and everything would collapse without it"

please notice the absence of a step in which the public finds out about the thing and there's a conversation about the ground rules

2fa, pronounced tufa, helps prevent phish

Zero Cool? Defrosted fifteen hundred and seven fridges in one night? Biggest defrost in history, front page, New York Times, October 12th, 2026. I thought you was black, man! Yo, man, this is Zero Cool!

why do they call it USPS Informed Delivery when "The Mail Gaze" is right there

mastodon, riggingodon, sailodon

I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves.

What if I took a second Benadryl and rode The Hatman Express

That counts as going out, right?

omg yessssss, Captain Pikant analyses the Ghostbusters theme for spooky month

https://youtu.be/sCgU2ti25ck

It's pretty bullshit that suddenly the industry is saying you need to spend hundreds of dollars of money per month to code. Not even 5 years ago, you could write production code on a potato quality laptop you got for free from your neighbor who was throwing their old ones out.