*Red Forest, Chernobyl, 2027*
Researcher 1: Huh, my gougar counter is going off the charts in this area...
Researcher 2: Uhhhh, you mean geiger?
Researcher 1: Gougar.
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happy birthday to meeeee
what the fuck
what the fuck is wrong with "cybersecurity" researchers nowadays, they drop a new vuln and the POC for it when it hasnt even been patched, can you fuck off bruh
i really, REALLY do not like the ai techbro-ification of the linux kernel
my website is officially now ipv6 only
https://analogfeelings.xyz/
The Android Development Team would like to remind you, that Android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of publishing unsigned APKs.
anyone knows what the fuck the "tech.lgbt admins are racist" claims are about? Saw @ann3nova boost a post about it but the user who made the post got seemingly banned and their instance is shown as "suspended" in the blocklist of tech.lgbt
QUESTION does mastodon turn gifs into mp4s for file size optimization
PARA TODOS LOS ESPAÑOLES DE MASTODON
LA LIGA HA CONVENCIDO AL GOBIERNO PARA BLOQUEAR IPS DE CLOUDFLARE, INCLUIDAS LAS PAGINAS WEB INOCENTES, BAJO LA RAZON DE "PREVENIR PIRATERIA"
ESTO ES INACEPTABLE Y VA EN CONTRA DE LA LIBERTAD DEL INTERNET
mom left me alone with unsupervised access to meds
im worried this will go wrong
a cybertruck exploded in front of trump's hotel you cant make this shit up
Reminder that the pioneer of vaporwave, vektroid, is a trans woman.
BREAKING NEWS: the creature has escaped
EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM
the silly has breached containment
PLEASE STAY AT HOME WITH ALL DOORS AND WINDOWS LOCKED, AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS
my dreams have all shattered
I find myself in a dark street
A bleeding moon illuminating an infinite array of concrete structures
Apartment blocks.
The somber light of the streetlamps guide me to an entrance of one of the buildings
The silence is deafening.
I knock on a door, only to create a fleeting moment of noise amongst the deafening silence of the hall.
I knock on another, and I hear someone reply in a language that almost sounds alien.
I proceed to knock on another, only to realize it lacks a number. Knocking on it only reveals the echo of an empty room.
I decide to go down the stairs into the basement only to find a dark, black door with countless little keyholes.
Next to the door, a woman stands still.
She is grinning, her appearance barely visible.
I try to open the door, only to be stopped by her while she laughs.
I blink and find myself in a room full of hanging chains and blood, with her on the center.
A sudden light shines on her, and I realize that she's identical to me.
ratelimit headers arent standardized
great
Windows Subsystem for Xenix
PSA: bluesky sends your posts to an AI company, if you're an artist and you move to bluesky, you're feeding the thing you're fighting against.
https://github.com/bluesky-social/atproto/blob/main/packages%2Fbsky%2Fsrc%2Fauto-moderator%2Fhive.ts