RE: https://newsie.social/@TheNeedling/117488589914666209
“I can hardly bear to break the news to my Aston Martin that I won’t have enough money for it to snowbird at a car condo in Florida because some selfish children want to go to good public schools."
Millionaires Tax Means Local Magnate Can Only Afford One of Seattle’s New Waterfront Car Condos: https://theneedling.com/2026/10/22/millionaires-tax-means-local-magnate-can-only-afford-one-of-seattles-new-waterfront-car-condos/
RE: https://newsie.social/@TheNeedling/117488589914666209
“I can hardly bear to break the news to my Aston Martin that I won’t have enough money for it to snowbird at a car condo in Florida because some selfish children want to go to good public schools."
Millionaires Tax Means Local Magnate Can Only Afford One of Seattle’s New Waterfront Car Condos: https://theneedling.com/2026/10/22/millionaires-tax-means-local-magnate-can-only-afford-one-of-seattles-new-waterfront-car-condos/
RE: https://newsie.social/@TheNeedling/117477418779882499
“With the Trump administration’s expected tampering in mid-term elections nationwide, it’s more important than ever to vote as early as you can, then immediately hide in the corny labyrinthine bowels of your closest rural farm until it’s all over."
Americans Urged to Vote Early, Hide Deep in Corn Maze Until It’s All Over: https://theneedling.com/2026/10/20/americans-urged-to-vote-early-hide-deep-in-corn-maze-until-its-all-over/
RE: https://newsie.social/@TheNeedling/117477418779882499
“With the Trump administration’s expected tampering in mid-term elections nationwide, it’s more important than ever to vote as early as you can, then immediately hide in the corny labyrinthine bowels of your closest rural farm until it’s all over."
Americans Urged to Vote Early, Hide Deep in Corn Maze Until It’s All Over: https://theneedling.com/2026/10/20/americans-urged-to-vote-early-hide-deep-in-corn-maze-until-its-all-over/
RE: https://newsie.social/@TheNeedling/117474373969051077
I heard the department of tourism is getting involved and next election will include scratch-and-sniff "I Voted" stickers in local aromas such as Pike Place Market's fish mongers, Tesla battery fires, and the Gum Wall.
RE: https://newsie.social/@TheNeedling/117471538145937553
“I was prepared to see all kinds of horrible voter suppression tactics happen in other parts of the country, but I never thought that our own King County Elections would stoop so low as to deprive our local electorate of stickers.”
King County Elections Accused of Voter Suppression After Not Mailing Ballots with ‘I Voted’ Stickers: https://theneedling.com/2026/10/19/king-county-elections-accused-of-voter-suppression-after-not-mailing-ballots-with-i-voted-stickers/
RE: https://newsie.social/@TheNeedling/117471538145937553
“I was prepared to see all kinds of horrible voter suppression tactics happen in other parts of the country, but I never thought that our own King County Elections would stoop so low as to deprive our local electorate of stickers.”
King County Elections Accused of Voter Suppression After Not Mailing Ballots with ‘I Voted’ Stickers: https://theneedling.com/2026/10/19/king-county-elections-accused-of-voter-suppression-after-not-mailing-ballots-with-i-voted-stickers/
Blood-soaked Mansion with Loose Murderer Inside Still Going for $900k on Zillow: https://theneedling.com/2026/09/18/blood-soaked-mansion-with-loose-murderer-inside-still-going-for-900k-on-zillow/
RE: https://newsie.social/@TheNeedling/117437470233477040
The national order comes two years after the delusional state started calling itself the "Pizza Capital of the United States."
Blood-soaked Mansion with Loose Murderer Inside Still Going for $900k on Zillow: https://theneedling.com/2026/09/18/blood-soaked-mansion-with-loose-murderer-inside-still-going-for-900k-on-zillow/
RE: https://newsie.social/@TheNeedling/117448102765791477
“Every time I ask Mayor Wilson what she’s going to do about spider season, she’s all ‘I’m caught in the spider webs, so leave a message and I’ll call you back’—but I say we need answers and a plan now!”
Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson Criticized for Having No Plan to Combat Spider Season: https://theneedling.com/2026/10/15/seattle-mayor-katie-wilson-criticized-for-having-no-plan-to-combat-spider-season/
RE: https://newsie.social/@TheNeedling/117448102765791477
“Every time I ask Mayor Wilson what she’s going to do about spider season, she’s all ‘I’m caught in the spider webs, so leave a message and I’ll call you back’—but I say we need answers and a plan now!”
Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson Criticized for Having No Plan to Combat Spider Season: https://theneedling.com/2026/10/15/seattle-mayor-katie-wilson-criticized-for-having-no-plan-to-combat-spider-season/
