"Inside every old man there's an 8 year old wondering what the hell just happened." --Terry Pratchett

"My next door neighbour’s really loud and obnoxious, so now I know how Canada feels." --Gary Delaney

It's kinda funny that we are just a few months from when this country will vote to end democracy.

Let's talk about the French elections and 2 gifts to Americans....

#BoaGhen
#BeauOfTheFifthColumn
#France

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oUMxFvzEdM

Watching two people fight about something they agree on is weird.

Postmodern Jukebox - 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

#PostmodernJukebox
#PaulSimon
#jazz
#cover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwLGsSlTVc8

Why has the revolution not kicked off yet? We've had plenty of time to build guillotines.

"Micro-apartments are back after nearly a century, as need for affordable housing soars"

https://apnews.com/article/micro-apartments-affordable-housing-homelessness-716346460edde132dd3701f8eda74331

“Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the criticisms made on the habits of the poor by the well-housed, well- warmed, and well-fed.”
― Herman Melville

Patrilineal descent was a mistake.

It says something that as a society we consider a slight risk of a few people becoming lazy a moral hazard, but the reality of food insecurity, homelessness, people dying of treatable health conditions, etc to be an acceptable outcome.

Right wing: The US is not a democracy; it's a constitutional republic.

Constitution: Donald Trump is ineligible to hold elected office.

Right wing: THIS IS AN AFFRONT TO DEMOCRACY!!!!

I like to keep my friends entertained.

Trans men are men.
Trans women are women.
Trans rights are human rights.

If you don't agree, please fuck off and learn to myob.

Who else wants to watch a debate between Mitch McConnell and Diane Feinstein?