spreading panic about breached root certificates call that fourmongering

congratulations @tomscott, you've done it again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4GB_NDU43Q

fun day for infosec, eh

is there a way to tell the DNC that I’m a socialist so they stop texting me about 70 year old transphobic senators

@xgranade two more slopaganda posters spotted at approx. 47.46164° N, 122.26372° W on the pillars under a nearby overpass

RE: https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/post/3mxs7hdxaqs2d

some of you

just got a new old stock generic bubble gun from 2014 and the brand name of the included (and surprisingly still working) batteries does not inspire confidence

@snarfed.org BUG REPORT:

somehow, both my and @asokel's pinned posts are no longer pinned across the bridge

MASTODON FACT: the CW button actually stands for “Clown Warfare”. upon making the post, an army of clowns will be dispatched to fight the person named in the CW field

self-overheard:

“you’re taking a shit and then the check engine light turns on”

yes i know it is october i am a department store

petition to rename santa claus to john christmas

the Actual Fucking Pope tweeting about how ai sucks was not on my 2026 bingo card but it is a welcome addition

RE: https://ohai.social/@asokel/117360440839492643

for the record: he absolutely did have a wet dream, and it absolutely was about ena

poor guy doesn't, y'know, do the ol' pelvic sneeze too often, so there was a *lot*, so much that even his *pants* were a little wet

like enough to fill a test tube

(yes this is fan service, i hope you're happy)

are they called abba because that's the structure of all of their songs

go ahead, play it

...i'd love to see @maz1 make a bot out of these webcams, it should be relatively easy (just download the corresponding jpeg file and post it to fedi every 5 minutes)

RE: https://mastodon.social/@GroupNebula563/117340989583821619

there's something oddly heartwarming about old servers/tech/whatever that's been left/kept up and running for years and years. it's lived through so much more than it was supposed to and seen things nothing like it was supposed to see, and yet it keeps running, continuing to serve those who need it

the video in question is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dagbqCuAiUw

for those of you who got that "20 year time lapse in 5 minutes from the same fixed camera" video recommended on YouTube, i'm happy to say the camera is still going strong! you can see it on this page: http://mcgavin.no-ip.info/weather/lower_hutt/webcam.html