20th anniversary FUCKEN WHAT?!
https://mastodon.online/@9to5Mac/114505935471713847

… wait when did this hairless yak appear?

Love to make 85 phones go ping at the same time

“the committed support for Oracle Solaris until at least 2037”

Attention @decryption and other Swedish car owners #StraightOuttaShenzen

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005006410547957.html

The take I saw on here a few days ago that all accreditation is gatekeeping and should be abolished is answering a lot of questions that are being raised about my orthopedic drill and saw kit #StraightOuttaShenzen

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005858121658.html

Me: Need. Coffee.

My idiot brain: hey I wonder what would happen if I put dry cat food in the coffee grinder?

Me: DO. FUCKING. NOT.

Piggy (not long)

Potat

Gravy

Apple sauce

Orange veg

(Context: this was full yesterday morning)

OH: the quickest $70 you can spend

Today in things you probably shouldn’t fuck with but available for cheap on AliExpress #StraightOuttaShenzen

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4001158873593.html

🎶 we arrrrreeeee the worrrrrrlllllld
We arrrrreeeee the chiiiilllldren 🎶

“An explosion of flavour” - me when I cook curry in the pressure cooker

The @Kels_316 origin story
https://mast.shitpostbot.com/@bot/114478468994050886

WHY IN THE FUCK IS GCC PRODUCING A fmsub.d INSTRUCTION ON RV32I WITHOUT THE F EXTENSION?!

GCC’s haunted