The Shake Shack corporate elite can go fuck themselves - 10:00AM is an insane time to stop serving breakfast. Nobody wants a burger at 10:15AM. Who do you monsters think we are? (guillotine emoji)

I wonder if George W Bush feels left out of the #Epsteinfiles

Silently repeating in my head while at a medical conference today

"Don't make a Luigi Mangione reference to the rep at the United Healthcare table. Don't make a Luigi Mangione reference to the rep at the United Healthcare table."

I'm tired of this era of total entertainment forever, content at the push of a button forever and always. My heart and body feels it was meant to wander coastlines, turning over rocks to greet whatever creatures might be beneath. Pocketing rocks who's color and texture call to me. Pondering the tides. But here I am, sitting in a synthetic box on a hillside, with shelves made of plastic masquerading as wood, laminate countertops wearing the mask of granite. This isn't it. We fucked up somewhere.

Scuba diving in Whittier today! It was 34 degrees in both air and water and pissing rain in classic Whittier fashion. (For those who don't know the saying - "it's always shittier in Whittier")

My dry suit had a hole in it and my bottom half was soaking wet by the end but I'm officially dry suit certified! #alaska

I don't know who it was that put a Canadian flag and a satellite dish on a roadside beaver house in the middle of nowhere British Colombia... but well done. No notes. #comedy