#iconic

everyone say goodbye to the Wrong Fork it’s finally going in the bin

you’ve just died, the 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you

i need to put the grocery shopping away but i can’t stop watching 😫 AAAAAAAAAAA

habs OT againnnnnnnnn 😫 #GoHabsGo #hnom

one day i will be able to piss in peace when the kids are home

today is not that day

i would be a hot dog bun for zoe boyd any day

wheezing someone called the #PWHL #Hamilton jersey look “artisanal hot dogs” and now i cant unsee it 😭 #hnom

got an A for effort 😎

it finally happened… after years of accidentally speaking japanese when trying to communicate in french, tonight i accidentally used a french word instead of a japanese one

bonus points for extra stupidity: the word was cuillère which is “spoon” in both japanese AND ENGLISH 💀 like a true dumbass

ahhhh #HeatedRivalry fans… they’ve made the Irina Foundation a real thing, with Kate Spade as the inaugural donor 🥺 https://irina-foundation.com #MentalHealth

💙🤍❤️ Montréal ❤️🤍💙
💙🤍✈️ Winnipeg ✈️🤍💙
🩵🦈 San Jose 🦈🩵

do you think recipes intentionally say “one clove of garlic” knowing full well that people will definitely use 2 (3, 4, the whole bulb) every time, or

i sat down at the top of the stairs after hanging up laundry and now i can’t remember what i’m meant to be doing next…… maybe posting to fedi will help me remember

rare summer boobs W that i forgot about until just now: sticking an ice pack in your cleavage for portable core cooling

mood

dont tell my husband i forgot something so quickly went back into the house but didn’t take my shoes off #deathpenalty

tfw you’re sad and 2

congrats lads we made it to halloween

fam what do we use as a WD-40 equivalent here?