how satisfied are you with being hit in the face?
1. not satisfied at all
2. not very satisfied
3. neither satisfied nor dissatisfied
4. somewhat satisfied
5. very satisfied
6. please hit me again
if there's one thing i love doing it's preaching to a choir. show me a choir and i shall preach to it
verge commenters complaining that the new macbook pro is boring. people, computers are and should be boring. they should get out of your way. they should not be "an experience". being boring is the best thing the new macbook pro can be.
love whatever's wrong with all of you
bedtime. until i open up little fedi on my phone
mastodon might not be the best choice for a single-user instance but at least it's not the best choice for a multi-user instance either
it's fine it's only a piece of software used by everything on earth that handles any media
oof ffmpeg has "co-authored by claude" in the commit logs
people who go "ohh i'm a monsterfucker" and then their ideal monster is just a guy with horns, stop being a coward. commit to fucking the amorphous blob with tentacles
stop! don't reveal my natural capsule!
my awful daughter, FRAGILE DO NOT BEND
my dreadful son, gunch
furry art has been a disaster for the body image of the average furry
slightly upsetting to see why the oil occasionally goes down, because it's coming out of various seals and gaskets and as such is on the outside of the engine when it should very much be on the inside
the place i take my car to runs a portal where customers can see progress images of the work being done, and i considered downloading all of the images of my car then decided i didn't want to be reminded how broken the thing i'm driving actually is
if anyone has a good way of migrating media ratings out of plex i would hugely appreciate any pointers 🙏 i don't want to have to rate all my music again, it's literally thousands of ratings
they didn't have to make this livery so metal but i'm glad they did
update to the new mastodon ui today! posts are round! boosts go sideways!
if anyone needs any private keys generating i have some dice i can roll
very funny that the wikipedia article for emudhra now has citations pointing to fedi instances "catgirl.cloud" and "shark corner"