I did a task, someone hug me now

I can't believe I'm still running this thing.

Also where's my big hug???

I seem to have cultivated an audience of horny sickos and I wonder how that happened

What's in your pants?

I'm not doing "No Nut November".

It's not my kinda thing to begin with, and the fascists really love it for some reason.

Should I add "knows how to hold a baby" to my "sexy things about me" list?

In recent weeks I've held babies so their parents can eat multiple times.

I am an experienced baby holder. Haven't dropped one even once.

It's actually great that english is this inconsistent mess of a language,

because that means you need to feel absolutely zero guilt or shame about fucking with it.

The plural of "moose" is "meese" now. It's fine, not like this makes any sense to begin with.

Thank you for giving me your sweet, sweet attention.

I know I'm competing with thirst traps and nudes #OnHere

The original DOOM port for linux had the line

I did this 'cause Linux gives me a woody. It doesn't generate revenue.

in the README, and I feel like we need that level of honesty.

Just admit you're a lil software pervert. You're freaky about it.

It doesn't have to save the world or anything.

"why don't you look at some feet about it?"

Imagine if there was an online forum that had a massive influx of foot fetishists early on, before it gained traction with anyone else.

Now, whenever someone posts anything, a mass of foot fetishists rushes in to yell "you know feet would fix this, right???"

Sorry, british people, but "Milton Keynes" sounds like an economist.

woah I just noticed it's been ages since I've been exposed to a StoneToss comic.

for a while those were astonishingly popular, but I guess the fucker finally went mask-off enough for everyone to notice.

What's your password?

Would you bid on me if I was being sold at an auction :pleading: 👉👈

Edit: Bid is at £1

bonus sixth answer: fecal

On what level do you find my posts stimulating?

It appears I'm still not a furry.

"Men's toilet", "women's toilet", sorry I'm looking for the shitting toilet