我和我的水浸报警器都没想到，它第一次被触发居然是因为——我家猫尿在上面了😅

咖啡啊咖啡，你说你胆小外面下大雨你不敢去阳台猫砂盆就算了，你拉地毯上我也认了，你 tm 为什么能精确找到角落的水浸警报器然后尿在上面🤬

大半夜的这警报器是真能处啊，巴掌心大的体积发出的声音恨不得把整个小区的人吵醒，我已经社死了

So, I think I feel kinda sorta ready to come out of the closet again.

I used to think getting off to makes is straight if they look feminine.

Then one day I was enjoying some yaoi hentai with this cute femboi. When I was done I was like "hold up maybe this isn't really all that straight".
Talked to a gay friend and just realized/accepted that I'm not straight. Not that I ever thought it was bad. Just you know, I grew up getting beaten while being called a f@ggot... So I guess I associated not being straight with pain.

I've been out of that closet for a long whike. Without realizing that I was also inside another one.

To make it short, I don't think I'm cis. Not a trans woman and not 100% wtf I am either, but I also dont think it matters. I am whatever I am and it doesn't change the human being I am.
"But raccoon if it doesn't change shit why telling us huh?"
Because if people keep staying in the closet or just come out of it when no one is looking to go back in when there's people around people won't feel any safer coming out any time soon.
I'm not coming out for myself, I'm coming out for whoever may benefit from it.

许愿池追加更新：

所以来点荒木飞吕彦画的舰娘也不是不行 最好是美国人 因为我想看兰利外的其余摇滚爱好者

probably #banksy collaborators :awesome: :blobcat_smilehappyeyes: #lovespelicans https://news.artnet.com/art-world/new-banksy-pelicans-chip-shop-2522744

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七夕当然要在家玩 gal 啦😆
（不过饿殍应该算 avg 而不是 gal）

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Vr421j7aJ

假已请好👌
8月20日，直面天命！

我一直以为日语的カモミール茶对应的是国内的鸭屎香茶…… 这何尝不是一种识字识半边

许愿池，永久有效：

希望田中谦介在将来某一次活动找来萩原一至画舰娘立绘
舰种无所谓，强度无所谓，甚至哪怕是废柴级别辅助船，平日基本不上场只能放在港口当花瓶舔我也认了
只要不是ai绘什么都行，巨乳也好贫乳也好哪怕是正面画崩了的我也可以接受

这样我好歹还能骗自己是bastard换了一种形式更新
真的

年上アイドル担当

いつの間にか年下

《下楼扔垃圾时突然难过了一下》
https://mok.moe/p/memory

哎，上次自己调后拨果然调出问题来了😂️

现在市场上的饮料清一色0糖0脂0能量，翻过来一看全是赤藓糖醇。

突然想起这事，又试了一下，居然能搜到了。👀

和友日常（不同的友不同的废话）

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